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Chapter 62 Would My Lady Be Willing to Share My Bed and Pillow?
Halfway there, Chen Feng encountered a tiger demon.
Upon seeing Chen Feng, it immediately greeted him with a smile, "You must be the new king."
Huh? This monster secretly cursed at me.
Just as Chen Feng was about to lose his temper, he saw the other party present him with a gift box: "This is a gift from our King to you."
Since we're already here, why bring anything?
Chen Feng opened the gift box and saw that it contained a wine gourd and an invitation with messy handwriting.
The elderly wolf demon, ridden by Chen Feng, exclaimed in surprise, "Your Majesty, this is celestial wine!"
"Good eye! You have a good eye!"
The tiger demon delivering the message said smugly, "Who in the entire park doesn't know that the immortal wine bestowed by the great demon can prolong life, increase cultivation, and is the most precious treasure in the world?"
"Even the old Wolf King never got to drink a drop, but as soon as you took office, my king presented you with this celestial wine, which is enough to show his sincerity."
"From now on, our two families, Tiger and Wolf, are relatives."
Hearing the tiger demon's words, Chen Feng flew into a rage. Erlang was his half-brother.
"You think you can bribe me with just a bottle of wine?"
"This is an insult to me!"
Chen Feng wanted to yell at the tiger demon and throw the gourd at its face, but when he heard that the gourd could prolong life and increase cultivation, he forcibly held back.
Seeing that Chen Feng had accepted the gift, the tiger demon cupped its paws and said, "I have important matters to attend to, so I'll take my leave now. See you at Xuan Sha Cave tomorrow night!"
Having said that, he turned and disappeared into the forest.
The elderly wolf demon riding below asked, "Your Majesty, having accepted the gifts, should we still go to rescue them?"
"Of course we should save them."
Chen Feng picked up the wine gourd and said matter-of-factly, "Whether you've learned inequalities or not, accepting a gift doesn't mean I agree to it, understand?"
The instant his fingers touched the gourd, Chen Feng heard a mechanical voice from the attendance system:
[A treasure detected – Insect-infused wine]
【Insect Brew: This wine contains tiny insect eggs invisible to the naked eye. After drinking it, the eggs will hatch and coexist with the drinker, increasing lifespan and cultivation level】
No, there's a problem.
What if you raise worms in your body and they turn on you?
Chen Feng knew all too well that the monsters in Cihang City were cunning and treacherous.
That powerful demon is so arrogant, afraid that his subordinates will surpass him, that he won't even share human flesh. How could he possibly be so kind as to bestow immortal wine upon them?
"On the surface, this wine can increase cultivation and lifespan, but in reality, it contains hidden dangers of insects."
"It's impossible to guard against. If it weren't for my attendance system, I would have been tricked again."
"Huh? Wasn't the attendance system supposed to have been disabled a long time ago?"
Yes.
Chen Feng remembered that the attendance system number was: XX-01-DKQD.
XX is a fantasy/martial arts novel.
Since the proficiency system reacts to cultivation techniques, it's reasonable for a check-in system from the Xianxia world to appraise cultivation level, lifespan, and treasures—the kind of cultivation items that are part of the cultivation process.
But the matter is not over yet.
Chen Feng quickly discovered that the check-in system had an additional "under repair" status. Upon inquiry, he learned that due to activation, some functions that had been lost due to the death of the first host had been recovered.
[Fixed]
Now, checking in not only earns you system points, but also extra rewards.
"I told you, I'm less than 10% involved in the system's development!"
Chen Feng had been thinking about something for a long time.
Those were the time-traveling predecessors who obtained the 01 series mission system. They only had points, but no matching 02 series shop or 03 series system.
This is like a person who has money but nowhere to spend it; what good is that?
But speaking of rewards...
Chen Feng suddenly realized something.
Since the check-in system comes from the world of Xianxia, the rewards must also come from Xianxia!
Look quickly, what is it!
Chen Feng opened the document with great excitement, but the three words that came into view almost made him faint.
[Reward for checking in at the Crazy Zoo: Energy Refining Pill]
[Qi Refining Pill: Gives the user a one in ten chance of breaking through to the Qi Refining stage]
To be fair, the Great Philanthropist System is indeed very powerful.
But it was just an ordinary person born in an era before the attendance system was fixed.
Checking in and signing in is the most awesome task system.
If it weren't for the fact that the husky was about to be abused, Chen Feng really wanted to drop everything and quickly finish the check-in system.
At this moment, the elderly wolf demon suddenly stopped in his tracks: "Your Majesty, I have suddenly thought of a plan. The wedding banquet will be held tomorrow, and there will definitely be a feast. Apart from the bear who is at odds with Tiger King, all the other kings will surely come."
"Hmm, and then?"
"I have a route in the reptile area. It's very risky, but I can get the venom of the thousand-year-old snake king. All I have to do is poison it at the banquet and wipe out the leopard king, tiger king, and lion king in one fell swoop. The entire carnivorous area will then fall into the king's hands."
Whoops.
not bad.
Chen Feng nodded repeatedly after hearing this. Ever since he came to Cihang City, he had been the one being schemed against by others. Finally, it was his turn to scheme against others.
The only question is: "Why didn't you say so earlier when it was such a great idea?"
The elderly wolf demon looked at the immortal wine and said with difficulty, "If you want to get the thousand-year-old snake venom, you have to exchange it for a treasure."
This is not a treasure, it's poison.
Chen Feng understood: "You can't catch a wolf without risking your cub, right?"
That's incredibly damaging to unity.
The elderly wolf demon immediately became alert: "Who? Who wants to trap me?"
"Nobody wants to trap you. Come on, let's go to the crawling area."
After this incident, Chen Feng also realized that since the 01 series' check-in system could run independently, the 02 series' store system must also have functions that had not been fixed.
Otherwise, if you only show people the products but don't let them buy them, isn't that just messing with their mentality?
Indeed, what our predecessors left behind were all valuable things.
It's a pity that Cihang City is too sinister; everyone was killed before they could even develop.
The next night.
After conserving his energy, Chen Feng arrived at the territory of the Tiger Demon.
He originally wanted to set off earlier, but unexpectedly, the snake demon's goods were sold out, so they waited a day before they got the poison.
The snake demon said, "This is the latest stock, 99% complete, a rare find."
Chen Feng asked curiously, "How fresh is it?"
The snake demon pointed to the blood streaks in the bottle: "See this little bit of red? My king even bled while brushing his teeth to gather this little bit of venom for you."
As the territory of a demon king, the Xuan Sha Cave is surrounded by human bones, making it eerie and terrifying.
At the entrance to the cave are two imposing stone doors, guarded by two tiger demons, one on the left and one on the right.
"Uncle Wolf, you go back first. If I don't come back tonight, take the brothers and run."
Chen Feng dismissed the elderly wolf demon and passed through the stone gate alone.
"King Wolf, please!"
After walking along a narrow path, Chen Feng's vision suddenly opened up, and he arrived at a huge courtyard. The courtyard was furnished with many tables and chairs, and in the center was a large pot, which was simmering a murky meat soup. It smelled foul and had a layer of blood foam floating on top, with hair and nails faintly visible.
These man-eating beasts!
Chen Feng glanced around. There were leopard demons, lion demons, tiger demons, and nearly a hundred other small demons and monsters standing around. With so many demons and monsters, it would be difficult to poison him.
We need to find their kitchen.
As Chen Feng was pondering, someone suddenly called his name: "Brother Dalang, you're here."
It's Tiger Girl.
She walked up to Chen Feng with an air of indifference, assuring him, "You are Erlang's brother, so you are my brother too. Don't worry, I will treat Erlang with all my heart from now on."
really?I do not believe.
Chen Feng had inquired about it before he came.
As the only daughter of the Tiger King, Tiger Girl is eight hundred years old this year. She has married countless husbands, all of whom she has devoured and eaten.
Therefore, her open and honest communication might be a verb.
Chen Feng sighed inwardly: Second brother, you are in grave danger.
Tiger Girl, accompanied by Chen Feng, introduced the two kings.
Sitting in the second seat, the old demon with round, copper bell-like eyes and blood-red whites was the Lion King. He had eight hundred years of cultivation, was two zhang tall, and had eight chi wide shoulders. His mane, when viewed from a distance, resembled a small, cyan-gold mountain.
As for the chief tiger king, he was even more imposing than the lion. His black and yellow striped fur was glossy and smooth, and his golden eyes shone brightly in the night. Around his neck hung a string of polished human bone prayer beads, which was quite eerie.
The Lion King's voice boomed: "This young man looks much more energetic than that old codger."
King Tiger chuckled and said, "My dear in-law, you've arrived! Please, have a seat!"
Stared at by the two imposing demons, Chen Feng felt uneasy and couldn't help but panic. So he quickly changed the subject, saying, "Where is King Leopard?"
Tiger King chuckled: "Brother Leopard was in high spirits and drank too much. He went to rest for a while. Come on, little ones, get Brother Wolf a human leg."
"No rush, I ate something on the way here, I'm not very hungry yet."
Chen Feng waved his hands repeatedly, not daring to make any rash moves.
According to his plan, he was to first activate the experience boost, then activate the one-hit kill, and take care of these demon kings.
The problem is that a one-hit kill means that the next attack will kill you within a minute.
He only has one chance to attack, and he must make sure that he can hit the strongest Tiger King, and that the opponent doesn't have any resurrection or other magical abilities. Otherwise, if he fails, he will lose two temporary points for nothing, which is a huge loss.
If possible, it would be best to provoke the Tiger King into fighting with other monsters, at least to have some idea of what to expect.
Thinking of this, Chen Feng stood up and said, "Tiger King's cave is truly magnificent. May I take a look around?"
"Go ahead!"
Chen Feng walked through the courtyard and saw dozens of houses decorated with lanterns and colorful decorations. Several people who had been arrested were doing things like putting up lanterns and pasting up couplets.
If a fight breaks out, we can't worry about the husky; we have to rescue our little brother first.
Chen Feng, lost in thought, grabbed one of the people and asked, "Where's the kitchen here?"
The man pointed to a house that was smoking.
Chen Feng then asked, "Which room does the lady of the house live in?"
The man replied, "You mean the big one, or the small one?"
nonsense.
Chen Feng rolled his eyes.
That must be a small one. I'm not Cao Cao, why would I go to Lady Hu's place?
That's the one.
"Okay, you go ahead and do your thing."
After Chen Feng finished speaking, he immediately used the Windwalking Technique, transforming into a wisp of breeze and entering the kitchen.
Upon entering, the stench of blood assaulted the senses.
Chen Feng looked closely and saw that the room was full of human heads, bones, tendons, and skin. The scene in just this kitchen was comparable to that on the third floor of the Happiness Internet Cafe.
One of the tiger demons was cooking roasted meat.
Taking advantage of the moment when Chen Feng was off guard, he sprinkled the poison he had obtained into the meat. Just as he was about to leave, he discovered that the tiger demon had also pulled out a green bottle from a corner.
This thing looks like the same one as mine.
Chen Feng was stunned for a moment, watching helplessly as the tiger demon smeared the poison onto the roasted meat again.
This is adding poison to poison, a double dose.
"What a treacherous tiger demon! He actually wants to wipe us all out! Disgusting! Despicable! Vulgar!"
Chen Feng felt contempt and completely forgot that he also intended to do the same.
Just then, a low growl came from outside.
"fall!"
Strangely enough, the sound wasn't loud; it only traveled inside the house. But upon hearing it, Chen Feng felt completely out of control and immediately fell to the ground.
As for the tiger chef, he fainted.
What's going on?
Has my scheme been discovered?
Chen Feng looked towards the door, but the person who came in was not Tiger King or Tiger Girl, but a lion spirit with a bluish-gold mane.
Chen Feng searched through Da Lang's memories and immediately recognized the person.
This is the Lion King's second-in-command, the Lion Leader.
Before arriving, Chen Feng had inquired with the elderly wolf demon about the Lion King's ultimate skill, which was a sonic lion's roar. Anyone who heard it would die of fright.
"This second-in-command has at most two hundred years of cultivation, yet he managed to roar me down. If it were the Lion King, wouldn't he have annihilated me in an instant?"
Chen Feng was surprised and quickly added another line: "Walking on the wind".
The lion leader glanced around, and after confirming that no one was around, secretly took out a small green bottle from his pocket.
Chen Feng: "......"
Damn it, they all come from the same place. No wonder the Snake King is bleeding money from all that farming!
After leaving the kitchen, Chen Feng went straight to Hu Niu's bedroom.
This place is too dangerous; we have to evacuate.
Pushing open the door, I was greeted by a scent of perfume mixed with a foxy odor, like stinky tofu—both smelly and fragrant.
That's strange, that Tiger Girl doesn't seem like the type to wear perfume.
Chen Feng looked around and saw a dressing table, soft silk curtains, and a canopy bed. It was indeed a woman's boudoir. But where was his brother?
In his imagination, the husky must have been tied to the bed and unable to move.
But the house was empty; there wasn't a single person in sight.
Has it already been completely devoured?
You idiot! Big brother, I'll definitely avenge you!
Chen Feng was furious and was prepared to fight the monster to the death, but at this moment, some noise came from outside the house.
Tiger Girl is back?
Good timing!
Chen Feng, with nowhere to vent his anger, was ready to launch a sneak attack and rip off the tiger's brain.
But what happened next completely exceeded Chen Feng's expectations.
A very beautiful woman wearing a red undergarment entered the house.
Do not look at what is improper, do not listen to what is improper!
Chen Feng silently apologized and quickly looked away, wondering, "Which organization does this woman work for?"
At first, Chen Feng thought the other person was Tiger Girl's maid or something, but after seeing her doing her hair and makeup in front of the mirror, he dismissed that idea.
How dare a maid touch her master's things? Does she have a death wish?
So who exactly is this woman?
Just as Chen Feng was puzzled, something else happened in the room.
Suddenly, a burly black man appeared in the previously empty house.
Are there more experts?
Which organization does this black guy work for?
Chen Feng was startled, but quickly realized that the only person with a stealth technique as good as his was the king of the leopard demons.
The woman said in a sweet voice, "You rascal, why are you taking so long?"
King Leopard chuckled and said, "I have to pretend, otherwise your partner will get suspicious."
The lady was somewhat worried: "Be careful, in case our affair is exposed."
King Leopard reassured us, "I just went to the kitchen to poison them. Don't worry, after tonight, no one will bother us."
The woman asked, "Will it work?"
King Leopard patted his chest and assured, "It'll definitely work. I traded this for some immortal wine from the old venomous creature in the reptile area. It's honest and reliable; one sip and you'll die."
Chen Feng: "......"
Alright, one for the tiger demon, one for me, one for the lion, and one for the leopard.
People usually poison food, but now they're poisoning food.
At this moment, Chen Feng realized that he had made a huge mistake.
This woman was none other than Madam Tiger.
"But I clearly asked that person if I wanted an older woman as the mistress... Oh, I get it, an old cow eating young grass, no, a tiger eating young grass."
In just a few seconds, Chen Feng had figured out the whole story, and at that moment, the scene inside the house had entered an indescribable phase.
King Leopard said with deep affection, "I have long admired you, my lady. I wonder if you would be willing to share my bed with me tonight?"