Strange Rules: It doesn't matter, the system will take care of it.

Chapter 135 One squat, one stand, the protagonist smashes everything.



Chapter 135 One squat, one stand, the protagonist smashes everything.

Happiness Internet Cafe.

After loading the save file, Chen Feng began to review the game.

In terms of sheer strength, the Empress Dowager's group of soldiers was the weakest.

Ordinary spider monsters can be blown up by a pistol, so embarrassing that they can sit at the same table as fake humans.

The elite spider monsters have some high-tech equipment, but they can easily kill anyone with a body capable of exploding through buildings.

"Those two mini-bosses who arrived last were quite interesting."

Chen Feng was unaware that three mini-bosses had actually arrived, but he had used one as a minion to defeat it.

"It's like in The Matrix, where you can assimilate others into yourself. The activation conditions are unknown. If I didn't have an avatar system, I would have been affected."

"And the other one, like Ditto, can completely replicate my friend's skills, attributes, and equipment."

"They're just taking advantage of me because I don't have any good stuff. If I had the Myriad Soul Banner, you try making a copy for me!"

But then again.

Those two mini-bosses are somewhat capable, but not much.

The one that was assimilated has already been killed by the system, so I won't go into details. As for the one that transformed...

Anyone who has watched Kamen Rider knows this.

Just like when you go out to have fun, the most important thing is to enjoy yourself.

The biggest weakness of transformation-type characters is that they have to transform.

If Chen Feng had another chance, he would definitely interrupt the other party before they could transform.

Given the spider monster's physical abilities, it would be absolutely impossible for it to react to his speed.

Compared to the pathetic fighting ability of the alien spider monster.

Hengyu's characteristics are disgusting.

The ghost stories and vengeful spirits we encountered before, while possessing unique characteristics, all had weaknesses.

For example, the characteristic of ghost stories is that they are conceptual skills, but the disadvantage is that they require certain conditions to activate. Just like how the Bull Mask can only possess a body by touching the Gospel, and the Ear-Hearing Anger can only activate its skill when someone is angry.

For example, the characteristic of vengeful spirits is that they are immune to physical attacks in their spirit form. The disadvantage is that when dealing with creatures with physical forms, they must also transform themselves into physical forms. For example, water ghosts must appear in order to kill people, but when they appear, they can also be hit by bullets.

As for Hengyu's characteristics, they are information sharing.

"Once the fight started, it was like stirring up a hornet's nest, with a continuous stream of people coming in."

"More importantly, while I was fighting, the other monsters were somewhere analyzing my weaknesses, and some monsters probably went to inform the great demons."

"Based on my understanding of Cihang City, I bet if I had self-destructed an hour later, the Five Monsters would have slapped me in the face."

Before he reached the Foundation Establishment stage, Chen Feng viewed great demons as a frog at the bottom of a well gazing at the bright moon; now that he has reached the Foundation Establishment stage, he sees great demons as a mayfly looking at the blue sky.

Even in the world of the First Saint, modifying the Heavenly Dao requires reaching the Golden Core stage.

And in the late stage of Foundation Establishment, the country explodes.

Therefore, even the worst great demon is at least at the level of a nation-destroying demon. In other words, if it weren't for the need to use humans to maintain the barrier, a great demon could wipe out the population of Cihang City with a single punch.

This is still a conservative estimate.

Chen Feng hadn't forgotten that the Great Demon's Myriad Soul Banner was even better than that of the First Saint Demon Lord.

And this incredibly powerful demon is only ranked second among the Five Monsters?

Chen Feng didn't even dare to imagine just how strong the lord was.

"Time, I need time to develop."

"Give Mu Hao a hundred years, no, ten years. With his heaven-defying talent, he will definitely be able to break through to the Golden Core stage. At that time, I only need to pick the peaches to obtain the Golden Core cultivation. With the instant kill system, I will definitely be able to compete with the great demons."

"But Cihang won't wait for me. When we were fighting Niu Mian, she could only provide information. But when we were fighting the Ghost King, she was already getting assists. If this continues, she'll be able to solo kill the five monsters and come out on her own soon."

Although the daily intelligence system and the Five Eccentrics all say that Cihang is a good person.

But Chen Feng didn't believe it.

"A good person is not necessarily a good god."

"A good God doesn't mean He won't turn bad later."

"Even if she doesn't turn bad in the future, it doesn't mean that her definition of good is the same as ours."

What if Cihang thinks that humans are suffering too much and that killing people to relieve their suffering is the best thing for humanity?

Therefore, we still have to eliminate the Empress Dowager.

Chen Feng checked his system inventory and noticed a detail.

He killed so many spider monsters, but the equipment enhancement system didn't drop a single enhancement stone.

This is not reasonable.

Although the equipment enhancement system is garbage!

However, the rewards that were due were never withheld; even lone wild monsters could drop ordinary enhancement stones.

It doesn't make sense that those elite monsters are poorer than the lone wild monsters.

Then there's only one possibility.

Recalling the images of the Empress Dowager making newborns that he saw in the daily intelligence system, Chen Feng deduced the answer:

"Killing their bodies won't do any good."

"They can resurrect from their lair, which means that as long as the Queen Mother isn't killed, those mini-bosses will respawn."

"Pah! Disgusting."

In Afei's words, these spider monsters are like toads crawling on your feet—they don't bite, but they're annoying.

To break this deadlock, we must deal with it like dealing with ant or bee colonies: capture the queen first. Once the queen is killed, the colony, which has lost its ability to reproduce, will collapse on its own.

But Chen Feng had no idea where his mother's lair was.

The avatar system is useless; it's a shared network. You only have a physical body, but you can't connect to the internet, so you'll be exposed as soon as you enter.

India can predict the future, but what if she betrays me and sends me to the lord?

Then there's only one way.

Chen Feng looked at the system: "Next, I will demonstrate my divine skill by drawing daily intelligence from over a hundred system blind boxes."

Draw a card!

The new system is numbered YX-03-MWHH.

"The game world?"

"wrong!"

Chen Feng remembered that the daily intelligence was about the urban world.

So who are you?

Chen Feng looked at the box, and it said, "One squat, one stand, the protagonist smashes it."

Holy crap, you're so arrogant.

Chen Feng originally planned to choose the "Pretentious and Face-Slapping System" this time, but seeing how arrogant this guy was, he had no choice but to give it a try.

[Ding! Congratulations, Boss, you have activated the Demon King's Escort System!]

In an instant, a flood of knowledge rushed into Chen Feng's mind.

Oh, it's a delta.

The Demon King Escort System, as the name suggests, allows you to spend points to hire bodyguards from the current universe to protect Chen Feng's safety for 24 hours.

The bodyguards hired by employees follow three principles.

First, the bodyguard and employer cannot be enemies; the higher the friendship level, the lower the employment price.

"So, hiring once costs more than one point?"

Chen Feng glanced at his points:

Number of save/load attempts: 2

[System Points: 13 (Hextech-1, Farming & Alchemy Room-1)]

Temporary Points: 0 (Instant Kill Secret -1, No Drop -1)

Before I knew it, all my temporary points had been used up.

The system points are still plentiful.

But we can't waste it like that.

Chen Feng looked at the second principle:

During the escort mission, the bodyguards will be implanted with the memory of prioritizing the protection of the boss. If the boss is killed due to the bodyguard's mistake, all fees will be refunded (unless the boss does something reckless).

"Refund the money if the order is cancelled, that's more like it."

Last item:

When hiring a mercenary of equal or weaker strength, only one point is consumed.

However, for those who are more capable than Chen Feng, the difference in price will be charged according to the difference in ability.

Chen Feng checked the employee list:

[Zhou Yi (1 point): An extraordinary individual who has awakened the abilities of the Yellow Turban Warriors, possesses great strength, eats a lot of rice, but is not very bright]

【Wu Changshan (1 point): Exorcist, veteran special agent of Cihang City, skilled in using exorcism firearms】

【Future Primordial Ruler India (1 point): Subordinate of Cihang Bodhisattva, she can see the past, present, and future with a third eye, but her observation of powerful beings is inaccurate】

"Then we might not be able to find out the location of the Empress Dowager either?"

"What kind of garbage is this? How dare they beat up the protagonist with this?"

Just as Chen Feng was speaking, suddenly, India's commission increased from one cent to two cents.

"Is this some kind of niche game? You think saying something bad about it will lower your favorability rating?"

Chen Feng was stunned for a moment, then suddenly realized: "Damn, no, it's that India's strength has increased. Sure enough, those bastards are getting harder and harder to deal with."

After watching the video for a minute, Chen Feng wondered if he knew any neutral or friendly characters in Cihang City who were stronger than him.

Pull it down.

The very first name left Chen Feng with many questions: "You're stronger than me?"

[Shark King (2 points): A thousand-year-old shark spirit who will never be defeated in underwater battles]

"When I'm destroying buildings, I can easily beat up Tiger King. As fellow demon kings, how could Shark King possibly be stronger than me when I'm destroying streets?"

Chen Feng carefully read the introduction and found a line of small print:

This demon king has undergone multiple biological modifications and is extremely dangerous!

Mr. Weirdos, forever a legend.

"They actually managed to use biological modification to upgrade the Shark King to a higher level?"

"As expected, people from Cihang City all carry these on their bodies."

Chen Feng continued looking down, then fell off the stool with a thud.

The reason is simple: the next employee role is:

[Ghost King (10 points): The Wheel King under Cihang Bodhisattva. All nine of his soul weapons are weak at the city level. He is invincible for one minute and fifty-nine seconds and also possesses the abilities of instant death and Ghost Domain. If none of his nine soul weapons are killed simultaneously within one second, he will continuously revive.]

Grass!

Chen Feng had long realized from Tiger King and his group's defection to Cihang that as long as they followed Cihang, they would become stronger.

But isn't this a bit too much?

It turns out the Ghost King is a twin boss; killing one means the other will live.

Now there are nine to be killed simultaneously.

That's not all; it turns out that the mechanics and stats for the Greater and Lesser Demon Kings are separate.

Now all nine possess both mechanics and numerical values.

It can strengthen the Ghost King so much.

However, the lord and the great demon still have the upper hand.

Chen Feng couldn't help but say, "Then what's the point of me living? I'll jump!"

But it's not over yet.

The next name made him want to jump:

"Beef noodles???"

Chen Feng was stunned.

It's one thing that the Ghost King was recruited.

"Holy crap, why is beef noodles on the job list?"

[Ox Face (10 points): Yellow-robed leader under Cihang Bodhisattva, capable of altering world perception, using memories to inflict Samadhi Fire on enemies, his ten thousand incarnations are immortal and eternally indestructible]

Was Niu Mian tricked?

When?

Chen Feng was sweating profusely; the sheer volume of information he had just received had almost overwhelmed him.

But the scariest part is that you can scroll down this list:

[Compassionate Bodhisattva (∞ Points): Compassion, diversity... System error! Unable to parse!]

"Can anyone tell me?"

"Why is there an '8' lying after Cihang?"

Chen Feng twisted his neck: "You didn't happen to hold the system screen upside down, did you?"

Drop drop drop.

Chen Feng twisted the screen, and the system returned to the initial interface due to the accidental touch. At that moment, he noticed a private message sent to the chat group.

It was posted by the Queen of the End: "Group owner, I have good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear?"

Chen Feng said, "Let's bring them all up together."

The Last Queen said, "Good news, I've fixed the offline meetup system. Bad news, offline meetups require points, and I'm still missing a teleportation port."

Chen Feng had just finished reading the message when he heard a "ding" sound:

[Teleport Port Discovered]

The Demon King's Escort System is currently being upgraded.

[Upgrade complete. The Demon King Escort System can now recruit one-man mercenaries from other universes.]

Slap it.

Several more people have appeared in Chen Feng's list:

[In the world of immortals and heroes: The Holy Maiden of the Yin-Yang Sect, at the first level of Foundation Establishment, possesses a cultivation technique that allows Yin and Yang to complement each other, thereby enhancing the master's cultivation level]

[Science Fiction World: Space Marine (Recruit), equipped with protective power armor, a long-range explosive gun, and a melee monomolecular combat knife]

[Western Fantasy World: Wandering Soul Soldiers, undead soldiers equipped with swords and shields, who cannot be killed]

[Game World: Benboba, Fish Monster]

[Military World: Virus Sniper, wielding a virus sniper rifle, whose special virus bullets can create poisonous mist to continuously kill opponents]

[Urban World: Centipede Monster, Demon-Level Monster]

[Historical World: Jia Xu, a cunning strategist who can leave you infamous for eternity, possesses innate skills such as Complete Annihilation, Chaos, and Veil]

[The average level of supernatural, fantasy, and xuanhuan (mystical/divine) worlds is too high to obtain.]

PS:

I took the day off today, but I still couldn't resist writing 4000 words. Let me post the system data to pad the word count for the rest.

Chen Feng

[Spell: Wind Howl (Mastery)]

[Magic: Holy Tree Knight's Greatbow, Ancient Deadly Spirits, Holy Law Blade, Death-Cleaning Holy Law]

Physical strength: Terrible

[Cyborg/High-Tech Equipment: Basic Sianwistan Modification, Bio-version Reverse Inductor, Bio-version Combat Power Detector (Only one left, no intercom communication available)]

[Cultivation Techniques: Xuanwu Longevity Technique (Foundation Building), Heavenly Enemy Technique (Foundation Building)]

[Can command ghosts:]

Six-star Black Hand ★★★★★★, Skill: Flying

Seven-Star Asura King Chen Xinran ★★★★★★★, Skills: Ghost Dance, Ghost Kiss, Stubbornness, Dodge Quickly

Eight-star Water Ghost ★★★★★★★★, Skills: Black Mud Bomb, Poison Mist, Water Escape, Invisibility

Eight-star Afei ★★★★★★★★, Skills: Fire, Vehicle Summoning

Nine-Star Ghost Immortal Meng Chengcheng ★★★★★★★★★, Skills: Soul-Hooking Chains, Spirit Communication, Ghost Mist, Fate Link

【系统仓库:普通强化石X999(已达上限)、精英强化石X5、风石X1、隐匿石X1、虎石X1、童年石X1、万年玄阴木X1、太阴月华丝X1、人皇皮X1、爱石X1、鍊气丹X1,冤石X1,高级强化石X1,火焰质变石X1,臭石X1,毒石X1】

[Weapon: Famous Blade of Fate, grants 1.5 seconds of invulnerability upon receiving fatal damage]

[Farming System: Spirit Herb Garden LV1, Alchemy Room LV1]

[Suitable for buffing: Lu Xun, Diao Chan, Ma Chao]

[Cheat codes available: Time stop, one-hit kill, no item loss upon death, training speed x999]

[Plan can be created: Hero Training. Phases one, two, and three are currently complete. Would you like to consume 100 points to unlock the fourth phase, an S-level training plan?]

[Old Wolf: Wind Control Technique (Mastery)]

[The Siberian Husky: The Heavenly Dog Swallows the Moon (Beginner)]

[Permanent Hextech Salvage Barrel]

【大善人任务1:摧毁疯狂动物园(1-24积分),摧毁P.E.A.C.D(1-40积分)】

[The Great Philanthropist's Mission 2: Rescue Old Li and Zhang Ruobing (Due to a timeline error, we are replacing it with a mission of equal value)]

[Merit: 0]

[Major Villain Mission: Kill the Great Demon, Queen Mother, Lord, Ox-Faced Demon, and Ghost King. Two-fifths complete. Each BOSS killed upgrades the system once.]

[Spendthrift Mission: Use the equipment enhancement system to perform a 10-pull; reward 5 points]

[Last week's Hextech synergy wasn't unlocked: Chaotic Mind]

[Playable Avatar: Liu Xiaohu. Consume 1 point to acquire a new avatar?]


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