novelTele Chapter 136 This chat group is too creepy.
Chapter 136 This chat group is too creepy.
In the chat group.
The first to chime in was still the First Saint Demon Lord: "Wishing all my young friends, fellow Daoists, and seniors happiness every day, except for Dong Zhuo."
This guy is still angry about last time.
Chen Feng noticed that Demon Lord Dong Zhuo ignored him, and judging from his condition, he must have been drunk again.
Otherwise, he wouldn't have gone crazy in the group chat: "Hey beautiful, hehe, give me a kiss~"
"Beauty, where is the beauty?" The Immortal Ancient Dragon perked up at the mention of girls.
Surprisingly, it didn't fall asleep.
Chen Feng asked, "Boss, is the fire finished burning over there?"
Speaking of this, Gu Long was also puzzled: "Well, it could have burned for a while longer, but who knew that the last guy who was supposed to pass on the fire suddenly went crazy and put it out, which made me so happy."
Congratulations!
"Let's not talk about that for now, group owner. When are you going to pay me back for those two big-breasted, long-legged, big-butt, dark-skinned PE students you owe me?" As a dragon by nature, Gu Long was already thinking about his crotch before they had even exchanged two sentences.
I should have known better than to borrow magic in the first place.
Chen Feng's current feeling is regret, deep regret.
So he made an excuse, saying, "Let's talk about it after the Queen of the End has completely finished repairing the offline foundation."
"The Empress?"
"female?"
Immortal Ancient Dragon keenly grasped the key words and immediately tagged in the group: "When did a beauty join the group? Come on, girl, let me see your legs."
The Immortal Ancient Dragon has been banned from speaking by the Queen of the End for one hour.
Well done!
Such a gratifying act even prompted the ominous Corpse King, who had been lurking in the shadows, to exclaim, "How wonderful!"
Wu Tian added, "Amitabha, please remember, Gu Long, form is emptiness, emptiness is form."
This guy's suddenly sounding so profound.
Was he punished by being struck down and made stupid?
Remembering what happened last time, Chen Feng quickly apologized to Wu Tian: "Buddy, I was wrong last time, I dragged you into this."
Wu Tian couldn't keep up the act any longer: "We've already called each other 'brother,' so what else is there to say?"
At that moment, a notification popped up in the group chat: [Zhan Shuai has uploaded a file]
Huh?
Chen Feng noticed that this time, the title of "War General" had no suffix at all. Such a normal title of "War General" was truly rare.
Zhan Shuai said, "Group owner, I've found a few things that might be useful to you. Please take them."
Chen Feng scratched his head: "I haven't even told you about this experience yet. Do you know what I need?"
Zhan Shuai said, "These are all blueprints for mechs and weapons from our world, as well as psionic spells. They're very useful."
"Okay, I'll take a look when I have time."
"Don't forget."
If it were in the past...
Chen Feng accepted it without hesitation.
But look how urgently the commander is urging us on.
Chen Feng, who frequented Cihang City, keenly sensed that something was amiss.
Chen Feng wasn't the only one in the group who resorted to underhanded tactics.
The Primordial Demon Lord, also from the Sixth World, sensed something was amiss: "Young friend Zhan Shuai, something's not right. I've never seen you share things so readily before. Why are you being so enthusiastic today? And where is your spirit?"
The voice just fell.
A voice message from the "Queen of the End" popped up in the chat group: "[Everyone, don't open that file! It's infected! Oh no, I've been infected!]"
As they talked...
The Queen of the End's voice sounded distorted and began to twitch.
The cosmic overlord couldn't help but say, "We're all from the same hometown, War Commander, aren't you going a bit too far?"
The King of Monsters was terrified: "Ah! Don't do this to me!"
Only Chen Feng realized that Zhan Shuai must have gotten himself into trouble with some dirty stuff again: "Damn it! Brother Dong, get him drunk! Something's happened!"
Dong Zhuo immediately responded with, "Hehehe, good wine, good wine!"
Demon Lord Dong Zhuo activated his skill, "Wine Pool".
Although it was only for a moment.
Chen Feng saw the words "Jian Qi Zhong" flash after Zhan Shuai's name before being overwritten.
Damn, that's sneaky! How did it manage to evade the chat group's detection?
If it weren't for the amazing concept, the people in the group would have been in serious trouble.
Chen Feng broke out in a cold sweat.
So next up is the issue of mass contamination.
When it comes to dealing with meme contamination, only the specialized Netherworld can step in: I'll take the job!
[Youmingxing received the group files]
The group files have been deleted.
Youmingxing let out a burp: "Ugh! It tastes awful, like poop."
And with the group file issue resolved.
The Last Queen finally recovered: "We are currently assessing the losses... In the recent contamination, I lost the population of one planet, 120 billion offspring."
Kill over 10 billion people at once?
The war commander, now fully conscious, quickly apologized, "I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I was in a daze just now and not very clear-headed. After we exchange cosmic coordinates, I'll compensate you with my entire fleet."
Chen Feng thought it best to stop: "Don't exchange coordinates!"
Don't look back, or my electronic butler will kill you.
The Demon Lord of Battle Power asked, "What level was that evil god named Tzeentch just now?"
Without hesitation, the Last Queen replied, "99% multiverse level, 1% single universe level."
That's definitely someone no one wants to mess with.
The Demon Lord then asked, "I saw that a physical fitness test mini-game has been updated in the group chat, and the offline meetup function is enabled but unusable. What's going on?"
The Last Queen explained, "After my repairs, the chat group has been updated with three new features."
"The first thing we fixed was the group name."
When Chen Feng looked up, he found that the group name had changed to "Villain Chat Group".
No problem, none of them are good people.
"Then there's the offline meet-up feature, which requires the group owner to use some kind of special cosmic currency to activate."
In layman's terms, it's points.
"Finally, there's a strength test, which can assess each group member's physical ability to create dents."
Upon hearing that they could debate again, the Demon Lord was immediately delighted: "Come, come, come, Fairy of the End, open it up and give it a try."
The Last Queen has begun her strength test.
A sandbag appeared before Chen Feng's eyes in a flash.
According to the instructions from the chat group, he needed to attack the sandbag with all his might to test his strength index.
This won't do, will it?
Chen Feng thought to himself, "My attack is street-shattering level. If I throw this punch, won't the whole street of Happiness Internet Cafe explode?"
But the system told him that all he had to do was make a move, and there would be no problem.
So Chen Feng threw a punch.
Sure enough, all the power was absorbed by the light plate, and not a single bit was lost.
The system is really powerful.
then:
[Testing the power of group members]
The ranking results are as follows:
[Netherworld Star > King of Monsters > Immortal Ancient Dragon > First Saint Demon Lord > Buddha of No Heaven > Cosmic Overlord > Demon Lord Dong Zhuo > Galactic War General > Group Leader > Last Queen]
As expected, Youming Star is number one.
But it's a test of pure physical strength.
Of course, this doesn't include the fleet, or the planet-destroying weapons of the Angels of Peace.
Therefore, Chen Feng is still stronger than the robot body of the Queen of the End.
Chen Feng's face lit up with joy: "As long as we don't come in last, it's fine."
the other side.
The Buddha Wutian sighed, "I'm a mage who wields magical power; creating pits isn't my specialty."
The immortal ancient dragon, who was silenced, thought to himself, "That guy, the First Saint, calls me 'little friend' every day, and when we compare strength, he's still below me."
He saw the immortal ancient dragon above him.
The First Saint Demon Lord was naturally very unhappy: "Why don't you count the magic weapons? That's unfair! That's unfair!"
He is a sword cultivator, not a body cultivator.
If sword cultivators are not allowed to use magic weapons or formations, what's the difference between that and soldiers going to the battlefield without guns or students going to the exam hall without pens?
But Demon Lord Dong Zhuo didn't care about that and immediately said sarcastically, "Some people brag in the group every day, but after all that, they're only mediocre."
The Demon Lord broke down: "You fatso, you dare come to my world? I'll use my Soul-Stirring Dream and Wind-Swept Aura to turn you into a bloody mist."
Dong Zhuo was not intimidated: "Hmph, you dare to come to my world? I'll make Lü Bu recognize you as his adoptive father, and then I'll activate my father-destroying ability and stab you full of holes."
Chen Feng quickly intervened to stop the fight, saying, "Don't fight, don't fight. The strength test is just for fun. There are many things to consider in real combat."
The King of Monsters also chimed in, "Yeah, you're all trash, what's all the fuss about?"
Demon Lord: "???"
Dong Zhuo: "???"
No one expected that after the strength test, the usually timid King of Monsters would suddenly become arrogant.
Chen Feng then noticed, "Holy crap, second place? The King of Monsters is that strong?"
But think about it carefully.
The fantasy world with Ultraman does indeed have a huge gap between its upper and lower limits. The Ultraman on TV, with his Mach 6 flight speed and tens of thousands of tons of grip strength, looks very impressive, but in reality, he can only knock down a building with one punch and a street with one kick.
It won't exceed the level of a city-wide explosion.
Until Ultraman Ace appeared.
Chen Feng remembered that in one episode, in order to deal with the extradimensional monster Yapool, Ultraman Ace used his power to eliminate the extradimensional being that transcended the three-dimensional universe.
That power extends to a single universe.
Moreover, there have been instances in Ultraman where planets have been destroyed.
So it seems reasonable for the Monster King, who gets beaten up by Ultraman every day, to be a little stronger.
After all, they are purely focused on stats; strength is their forte.
At this time, we are in the world of cultivation.
"What a petty person who has gotten away with something!"
Enraged by the Monster King's overbearing attitude, the Demon Lord's mouth twisted in disbelief. Then, a clever idea struck him: "So powerful, Fellow Monster, you must have used all your strength, right?"
Such a direct and focused approach to fishing.
The monster wasn't stupid: "Don't mention that word, or we'll summon that person over."
Demon Lord Dong Zhuo suddenly offered a helpful assist: "Who is it?"
That is of course the light...
The King of Monsters suddenly realized what was happening and grunted, "Hmm, giant."
"What giant?"
"Hmm, giant, huh? Trying to fool me? As long as I don't mention that word, he won't be able to find me."
It’s over.
This kid's gotten smart; he won't fall for it.
Just as the Demon Lord and the Demon Venerable were sighing, the King of Monsters suddenly yelled and logged off.
At this point, its condition had changed to one of being beaten up.
Wait a minute, there's no light highlighting!
Chen Feng was puzzled when he suddenly noticed that a few more words had been added afterward.
The Demon Lord muttered, "Is he being brutally beaten by the Dark Giants?"
Dark Tiga?
Wow, I got the hidden item!
The Demon Lord said, "Hahaha, serves him right. Who told him to call us trash?"
The Demon Lord chimed in, "It's alright. As the saying goes, monsters don't feel pain. Beating them one by one won't be a big problem."
The two men talked and laughed heartily.
Faced with a common enemy, the two put aside their past grievances and reconciled.
But the Demon Lord wasn't the only one who was unwilling to accept this.
The cosmic overlord said, "In terms of magic, technology, and causality, I am inferior to the other group members, so let's just leave it at that."
"I absolutely cannot lose so badly in my strongest area, sinking pits."
"The muscles I work hard on every day will never betray me!"
As he spoke, the cosmic overlord removed his gravity suit, which was a piece of equipment specifically designed to limit his power.
Then throw another punch.
The ranking of the cosmic overlord has risen one place.
The warlord was extremely dissatisfied with his third-to-last ranking: "God, grant me a blessing!"
[The Galactic War General has entered a state of terror]
[Galactic Warmaster (Khorne State) has risen to third place in power rankings]
They had just risen one place when they were overtaken again.
The cosmic overlord said, "Interesting. Looks like you're going to challenge me!"
That's all.
The cosmic overlord turned completely white, unleashed his battle aura, and entered a state of energy liberation.
Then he took out his jeweled gauntlets and unleashed a full-force attack.
[The power ranking of the cosmic overlord has risen to third place.]
The Galactic War General was clearly consumed by bloodlust: "Kill! Kill! Kill! That was exhilarating! When we meet again, we absolutely have to have a fight!"
The cosmic overlord hummed in agreement: "Then it's settled."
At this time.
Chen Feng suddenly noticed: "Why are there only ten people walking around? Where's the Corpse Emperor? You're hiding again!"
The ominous Corpse King: "Here it comes."
"Are they here?"
Why isn't the leaderboard updated?
Chen Feng believed that the Ominous Corpse Emperor should firmly hold the second position after the Netherworld Star.
But he clearly underestimated the value of fantasy.
In the field of creating "pitfalls," fantasy has always been the authority.
The slab was smashed.
The strength test is temporarily closed.
The Corpse King killed the match.
What does it mean to shatter the void? What does it mean to destroy an entire galaxy with a single strike?
Everyone started repeating, "666."
The water group time is over.
Chen Feng then recounted his experience.
Upon hearing that Niu Mian had also been recruited by Cihang, Youmingxing immediately remembered, "I forgot to tell you, I ate two-thirds of Niu Mian before."
No wonder Niu Mian failed.
It turned out to be the case.
Chen Feng said, "That's a good thing, at least the beef noodles have been permanently weakened."
If we can finish it all, then the CD-ROM mission will be even better.
The Last Queen said, "Based on my analysis, Cihang will definitely attack you after the seal is lifted."
The War General comforted him, saying, "If you can't make it here, come find me in the Subspace."
Chen Feng politely declined.
After all, going to that place is no different from staying in Cihang City.
Then, after a series of analyses, everyone in the group came to the same conclusion as Chen Feng: "The weakness of the hive mentality is the same as that of the bee colony; once the queen bee is lost, it is doomed."
So in the end, we came back to the problem of finding the beehive.
The Buddha Wutian said, "How about I calculate where it is for you?"
Chen Feng said embarrassedly, "Dude, this isn't a good idea."
Wutian Buddha said there was no need for further words: "We've already called each other buddies, what else is there to say?"
To peek into the secrets of heaven.
A slash of punishment was delivered.
Before the Buddha Wutian fainted, he uttered a single word: "Underground."
I'm starting to get somewhere.
Chen Feng planned to use a laborious method, digging the soil bit by bit with the combat power testing device, determined to find his mother.
At last.
Dong Zhuo sent Chen Feng a private message: "For hiring mercenaries, I recommend Jia Xu. Based on my understanding of him, he will definitely be able to solve the problem."
real or fake?
Chen Feng left the group chat and activated the escort system.
Like other 03 series systems, the escort mission is given as a starting bonus, but mercenaries with more than one point in their ranks will have to pay the difference.
Looking at the group of mercenaries, Chen Feng sighed:
"Should I choose the saintess, or the saintess, or the saintess?"
"I don't mean anything else, it's just that this dual cultivation thing is great, I have to learn it."
After much deliberation, Chen Feng ultimately decided to let the big head control the small head.
With a flash of light, a strategist appeared before Chen Feng: "I observe the world with a detached eye, indifferent to right and wrong. My lord, I am Jia Xu."